Narrator(Nyx): It's a not so calm day aboard the ship. River is upset, and Jayne is, well... Jayne.

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Augh! What did you do to Vera!

River Tam(Joe): Vera? it is not a woman. It is a thing, a violent thing. It must not exist with you.

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): With me!? Why you, you... you.

River Tam(Joe): I took your underants as well. good bedding for Vera.

Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): Hey! I don't care if you fight, but do it quietlike!

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): But Maaaaalll!

Inara Serra(Nyx): You're such a baby.

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Vera is the only woman who understands me.

Simon Tam(Joe): River, come with me now, It's time to read quietly.

River Tam(Nyx): Fine. But Vera will never return.

Zoe Washburne(Joe): Look at my awesomeness! It's very imressive.
(HP=100 AWESOME=100)

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): *sobs*

Saffron(Nyx): Whoa, nice!

Inara Serra(Nyx): Thank you. I'm glad someone appreciates me.

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): *mutters* Women.

Zoe Washburne(Joe): Fixe the whole * star thing tho*
(HP=100 AWESOME=100)

Hoban Washburne(Nyx): Yes Dear.
(DINOFORCE=297)

Hoban Washburne(Nyx): Hey! What's Vera doing in 'This Land'!? Huh.
(DINOFORCE=297)

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Vera!!!!!!!! *runs in*
(HATPOWER=548)

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): VERA!
(HATPOWER=548)

Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): OY! I SAID QUIETLIKE!

Hoban Washburne(Joe): Egads! My Dino Force is decreasing!
(DINOFORCE=297)

Hoban Washburne(Joe): Oh noes!
(DINOFORCE=197)

Zoe Washburne(Nyx): Calm down, Dear. You'll always be a dino to me.
(HP=100 AWESOME=100)

Hoban Washburne(Joe): *bats eyelashes* Thanks dear.
(DINOFORCE=197)

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): *shaking head* How did I ever end up with you people?
(HATPOWER=550)

Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): If I do recall, it was money.

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): ...oh. Yeah.
(HATPOWER=550)

Jayne Cobb(Joe): Lets do battle Mal... You and I.
(HATPOWER=550)

Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): You think you can take me. Ha!

Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): You want to be captain?

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Yes!
(HATPOWER=550)

Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): Ah........well... too bad. You can't be.

Inara Serra(Nyx): Boys. Really.
(ALLURE=40)

Inara Serra(Nyx): You can battle me, Mal.
(ALLURE=40)

Inara Serra(Nyx): If you dare.
(ALLURE=40)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Try your best inara, ladies first!
(HP=100 EYESPARKLE=30)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Just a scratch my dear!
(HP=98 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): I don't know if you can take my best.
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Take this!!
(HP=98 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): I wouldn't want to hurt your pride...
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Not that you need any help. *snickers*
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): *shoots himself in foot* Carp!!!
(HP=98 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): *shaking head* Ohhhh Mal.
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): wretched woman! Ouch! Wach where you swing that thing!
(HP=81 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Do you need some gauze for that...?
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Your foot, I mean. I rather like the black eye. It's rakish.
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Take this *pulls out secret weapon*
(HP=81 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Anything but that!
(ALLURE=40 HP=100)

Inara Serra(Nyx): I didn't think you would stoop so low. That poor, helpless kitten. Really!
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Take that!
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Inara Serra(Nyx): And I'll take the cat!
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Ok, back to business, stand still!!! *aims*
(HP=61 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Stand still! Ha! *runs*
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Inara Serra(Nyx): *laughs* Nice try, spaceman.
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Ouch! Again, How am i shooting myself here?
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): You don't have to stand still for me. I'm just that good.
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): *dances*
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): ...Usually.
(ALLURE=40 HP=80)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): hahaha Yuo were saying? Do you performfor all your "clients" as well?
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): My clients are CIVILIZED.
(ALLURE=40 HP=78)

Inara Serra(Nyx): You. You are.... You just. UGH!
(ALLURE=40 HP=78)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Take that!
(ALLURE=40 HP=76)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): You are so pretty faced when angry. And weak!
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Weak. Weak! I'll show you WEAK!
(ALLURE=40 HP=76)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Here comes the final blow mi' lady. Want to put you out of your misery here.
(HP=57 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): Hahaha. You were saying...
(ALLURE=40 HP=76)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Jayne! Come give me a better dart gun! I keep swallowing these ones!
(HP=55 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): I'm not the one in misery, Mr. Foot Full of Holes.
(ALLURE=40 HP=76)

Jayne Cobb(Nyx): No! I'm comforting Vera!
(HATPOWER=550)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): BLitzekrieg!
(HP=50 EYESPARKLE=30)

Inara Serra(Nyx): *dies beautifully*
(ALLURE=40 HP=-10)

Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Inara.. I feel mighty bad about you losing face and honor and all that with our recent tussel... oh.. yer dead. nevermind.
(HP=50 EYESPARKLE=30)

Narrator(Joe): The entire crew engaged in mortal combat and slowly winnowed down to but a single remaining member.. .

Hoban Washburne(Nyx): It's just us now, guys. *plays with dinos*
(DINOFORCE=197)