Narrator(Nyx): It's a not so calm day aboard the ship. River is upset, and Jayne is, well... Jayne.
Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Augh! What did you do to Vera!
River Tam(Joe): Vera? it is not a woman. It is a thing, a violent thing. It must not exist with you.
Jayne Cobb(Nyx): With me!? Why you, you... you.
River Tam(Joe): I took your underants as well. good bedding for Vera.
Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): Hey! I don't care if you fight, but do it quietlike!
Jayne Cobb(Nyx): But Maaaaalll!
Inara Serra(Nyx): You're such a baby.
Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Vera is the only woman who understands me.
Simon Tam(Joe): River, come with me now, It's time to read quietly.
River Tam(Nyx): Fine. But Vera will never return.
Zoe Washburne(Joe): Look at my awesomeness! It's very imressive.
(HP=100 AWESOME=100) Jayne Cobb(Nyx):
*sobs* Saffron(Nyx): Whoa, nice!
Inara Serra(Nyx): Thank you. I'm glad someone appreciates me.
Jayne Cobb(Nyx):
*mutters* Women.
Zoe Washburne(Joe): Fixe the whole
* star thing tho*(HP=100 AWESOME=100) Hoban Washburne(Nyx): Yes Dear.
(DINOFORCE=297) Hoban Washburne(Nyx): Hey! What's Vera doing in 'This Land'!? Huh.
(DINOFORCE=297) Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Vera!!!!!!!!
*runs in*(HATPOWER=548) Jayne Cobb(Nyx): VERA!
(HATPOWER=548) Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): OY! I SAID QUIETLIKE!
Hoban Washburne(Joe): Egads! My Dino Force is decreasing!
(DINOFORCE=297) Hoban Washburne(Joe): Oh noes!
(DINOFORCE=197) Zoe Washburne(Nyx): Calm down, Dear. You'll always be a dino to me.
(HP=100 AWESOME=100) Hoban Washburne(Joe):
*bats eyelashes* Thanks dear.
(DINOFORCE=197) Jayne Cobb(Nyx):
*shaking head* How did I ever end up with you people?
(HATPOWER=550) Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): If I do recall, it was money.
Jayne Cobb(Nyx): ...oh. Yeah.
(HATPOWER=550) Jayne Cobb(Joe): Lets do battle Mal... You and I.
(HATPOWER=550) Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): You think you can take me. Ha!
Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): You want to be captain?
Jayne Cobb(Nyx): Yes!
(HATPOWER=550) Malcolm Reynolds(Nyx): Ah........well... too bad. You can't be.
Inara Serra(Nyx): Boys. Really.
(ALLURE=40) Inara Serra(Nyx): You can battle me, Mal.
(ALLURE=40) Inara Serra(Nyx): If you dare.
(ALLURE=40) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Try your best inara, ladies first!
(HP=100 EYESPARKLE=30) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Just a scratch my dear!
(HP=98 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): I don't know if you can take my best.
(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Take this!!
(HP=98 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): I wouldn't want to hurt your pride...
(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Inara Serra(Nyx): Not that you need any help.
*snickers*(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe):
*shoots himself in foot* Carp!!!
(HP=98 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx):
*shaking head* Ohhhh Mal.
(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): wretched woman! Ouch! Wach where you swing that thing!
(HP=81 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): Do you need some gauze for that...?
(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Inara Serra(Nyx): Your foot, I mean. I rather like the black eye. It's rakish.
(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Take this
*pulls out secret weapon*(HP=81 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): Anything but that!
(ALLURE=40 HP=100) Inara Serra(Nyx): I didn't think you would stoop so low. That poor, helpless kitten. Really!
(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Inara Serra(Nyx): Take that!
(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Inara Serra(Nyx): And I'll take the cat!
(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Ok, back to business, stand still!!!
*aims*(HP=61 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): Stand still! Ha!
*runs*(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Inara Serra(Nyx):
*laughs* Nice try, spaceman.
(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Ouch! Again, How am i shooting myself here?
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): You don't have to stand still for me. I'm just that good.
(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe):
*dances*(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): ...Usually.
(ALLURE=40 HP=80) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): hahaha Yuo were saying? Do you performfor all your "clients" as well?
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): My clients are CIVILIZED.
(ALLURE=40 HP=78) Inara Serra(Nyx): You. You are.... You just. UGH!
(ALLURE=40 HP=78) Inara Serra(Nyx): Take that!
(ALLURE=40 HP=76) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): You are so pretty faced when angry. And weak!
(HP=59 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): Weak. Weak! I'll show you WEAK!
(ALLURE=40 HP=76) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Here comes the final blow mi' lady. Want to put you out of your misery here.
(HP=57 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): Hahaha. You were saying...
(ALLURE=40 HP=76) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Jayne! Come give me a better dart gun! I keep swallowing these ones!
(HP=55 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx): I'm not the one in misery, Mr. Foot Full of Holes.
(ALLURE=40 HP=76) Jayne Cobb(Nyx): No! I'm comforting Vera!
(HATPOWER=550) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): BLitzekrieg!
(HP=50 EYESPARKLE=30) Inara Serra(Nyx):
*dies beautifully*(ALLURE=40 HP=-10) Malcolm Reynolds(Joe): Inara.. I feel mighty bad about you losing face and honor and all that with our recent tussel... oh.. yer dead. nevermind.
(HP=50 EYESPARKLE=30) Narrator(Joe): The entire crew engaged in mortal combat and slowly winnowed down to but a single remaining member.. .
Hoban Washburne(Nyx): It's just us now, guys.
*plays with dinos*(DINOFORCE=197)